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The Sure-Footed Shoe Finder

Andrea Perry

How many times has this happened to you?

You’re late for the school bus and can’t find a shoe.

It might take you two hours unless you have got

the Sure-Footed Shoe Finder there on the spot!

Just lift up the lever and open the gate

then toss in the shoe that is missing its mate.

With a beep and a clang and a stagger and lurch,

the Shoe Finder’s off on its shoe-finding search.

The powerful Foot-Odor-Sensitive Vent

tracks down your sneaker by matching its scent,

and mere seconds later the show is retrieved.

You won’t miss the school bus! Now aren’t you relieved?

Most of our customers happen to choose

our standard shoe model for footwear they lose,

although the new jumbo Shoe Finder can trace

even those snow boots you children misplace!